March 2012
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spenceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer:
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fags at school: hey i smoke weed and get wasted every weekend.
me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, i get off at 11:05.
surprised i’m not failing third quarter
1612th:
don’t talk about facebook on tumblr we’re trying to keep it a secret
February 2012
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Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend:
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Friend:
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
hmuifyoureblack:
I went on a date once
no I didn’t
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butthurtbandboys:
hedgehogprincess:
What is the black veil brides fanbase called?
deaf
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“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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my-perfect-stranger:
i can’t even began to explain how MAD i am at anyone that’s sent hate to patrick. first off, what the hell makes you think it’s okay to send hurtful things to anyone, no matter who they are. are you really that fucking mean?
secondly, if you’ve insulted patrick because of his new look and style of music, you’ve obviously been checking up with him so you must know how much...
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
in math we’re learning pi and apparently theres a calculator key for pi and my teacher keeps saying just hit the pi key and all i can think is pikey
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Interviewer: does Jalex annoy you?
Alex: what's that
Jack: we have no idea what you're talking about
Alex: I ship Rilex
Jack: ship?
Alex: it's what kids say these days
Jack: kids say the darndest things
Alex: what're the other ones?
Jack: what about me and Zack? It'd be "Jack"
Interviewer: its Merrikat
Jack: Jack and Zack is Jack
i have bags under my eyes wtf if this is what going to sleep early does to you then maybe i should go back to falling to sleep at 2am
sparrowcommacaptainjack:
unsure if any of my followers are hunger games fans but am i the only one who wanted gale and katniss ok
no omg court i wrote a whole journal entry on why i wanted gale and katniss but peeta was better for her
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you see now i have an urge to educate her on leap years
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